The Zero
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Don’t Pants Me, Cat!
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punishing my shitty spine by laying down on my Spike Mat. losing 1 HP each second
arghh
oof
hluurrgh
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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis
I don’t want you to get it onghis
Nobody else but me (ooooh)
With nobody else but MeeeeMeI get a little bit Danghis Dahn
Don’t want you to Genghis on with
Nobody else but Mingus
Nobody else but Mingus Kingusworld heritage post
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when i was a teenager it felt very revolutionary to be cruel to myself. like some kind of slow passive protest against how much everything hurt. i starved myself of sleep and food and tenderness because it felt right. it felt sharp and angry and radical and i wanted to be those things. adulthood is the realisation that the world is already working to cut into you well before you learn how to do it yourself. caring for yourself and others is the real protest
Michelle K, I Know I Deserve More
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can’t stop thinking about that leopard gecko dressed as the arbiter
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(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)
This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious
Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.
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Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.
The fuck
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What’s funny is that this actually happened.
I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis.
Did he survive?
Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).
His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up
Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed
Important distinction, it wasn’t “amphetamines” like Adderall or Vyvanse or something, it was Pervitin, prescription grade methamphetamine.
Bonus information: the Nazi Wehrmacht was essentially powered by meth as much as it’s technology
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things i made very stoned and don’t remember doing
The Great Gatsby
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i miss being able to take the battery of my phone out and just hold it
is it too much to ask? to be able to hold my phone’s heart in my hand again?
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